| I should preface this post by saying that
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| | affection. Some of the best Geek gifts
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| I am not dating a Geek. For one lucky
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| | include an Black iPod Nano engraved with
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| lady I am the Geek being dated, and in
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| | Geek phrases like "Got Room" or "All
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| the spirit of that little nuance, I've
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| | Your Bases Are Belong To Us", a gaming
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| decided to let the ladies know exactly
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| | console, a new cellphone etc.Personal
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| how to keep their own personal Geek
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| | SpaceDo not share your tech stuff with
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| happy.CommunicationCommunication is the
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| | your Geek. In fact, do NOT touch his
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| foundation for any successful
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| | computer
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| relationship, and the Geek-
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| | without explicit permission to do so.
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| relationship is no different. Depending
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| | Most Geeks are territorial and it
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| on the strength of your feelings towards
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| | wouldn't
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| your very own Geek, you may want to take
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| | surprise me if he pee'd around his new
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| a crash course in some of the lingo.
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| | Powermac G5 in order to mark his
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| Don't be surprised to hear him say:$> cd
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| | territory.At this point you may be
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| /pub/
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| | wondering if dating a Geek is even worth
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| $> more beerAll that means is he's gone
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| | it. I totally
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| to the local watering hole to quench his
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| | understand your distress, it does seem
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| thirst for
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| | like a lot of work. However, there are
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| alcoholic beverages. Though the language
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| | so
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| may seem completely foreign and
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| | many reasons why Geeks are amazing that
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| overwhelming at first, you will quickly
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| | rather than coming up with a conclusive
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| pick up on the finer points of
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| | list myself, I thought I'd share one
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| communicating
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| | I've found. The following are a
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| with him. For example, if you find your
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| | re-creation of
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| Geek occasionally doodling the number 42
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| | Maryam Ghaemaghami Scoble's list of why
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| while in deep thought - leave hiim be.
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| | you should be happy that you are dating
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| Your Geek is trying to discover the
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| | a Geek.1) He can fix your
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| meaning
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| | computer. There I said it. Do you really
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| behind life itself.Sounds lofty, but
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| | need another reason?
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| thats what us Geeks do.IntimacyDon't be
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| | He is not a bum. He has useful skills
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| alarmed if your Geek is terrible at
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| | that can make your life (at least the
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| talking dirty. If he comes at you with
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| | part that is
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| any
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| | spent on the computer, and let's face
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| of the following lines, cut him some
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| | it, that is where we all spent most of
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| slack;Yo baby, I wanna show you my
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| | our time
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| nucleophilic backside attack if ya
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| | any way) run smooth. Not enough? OK,
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| know what I meanYou up for some
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| | here's number two.2) He has friends
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| spin-spin splitting?Hey girl, lemme show
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| | who can fix your computer. So now you are
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| you how I grow my carbon polymerYou had
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| | in a relationship
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| me at Hello WorldYou can put a trojan on
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| | and he knows he's got you and doesn't
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| my hard drive anytimeHow about we do some
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| | feel like he needs to jump every time you
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| peer-to-peer saliva swapping?
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| Although most women may find themselves
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| | call. All of a sudden he is too busy for
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| tasting a bit of their own vomit when
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| | you? He has work to do and can't get
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| presented with these lines, you know
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| | there
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| that these are the creme de la creme of
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| | fast enough? No problem. Call one of his
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| Geek
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| | buddies. They'd love to help out. Geeks
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| flirtations. When your Geek tries one
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| | are the most helpful friends you'd ever
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| of these on you, smile and act as though
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| | make.3) Not a computer person? OK,
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| you
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| | here's the killer. He can also hook up
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| are incredibly turned on, even if you
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| | the TV,
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| just tasted a bit of your own vomit.
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| | connect the DVD player and Tivo your
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| Most
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| | favorite programs. He'll also hook you up
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| Geeks have incredibly fragile ego's and
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| | with
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| attempting any course correction will not
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| | the sweetest sound system you've ever
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|
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| | heard. It would be like angels singing to
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| only shatter them, it'll ruin your
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| | you.4) Looking further for another
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| relationship as well.Giving and
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| | reason? Yes, you guessed it. He has
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| TakingEvery relationship is based off of
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| | friends who
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| give and take and this one isn't any
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| | can hook up the TV, connect the DVD
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| different.
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| | player, etc. etc. etc.5) And it
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| However, what may be difficult is trying
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| | gets better: Not only can he fix your
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| to figure out exactly how to get your
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| | computer and DVD player, he can
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| Geek
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| | do the same for your friends. All of a
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| to give in on certain issues. My
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| | sudden your social life will pick up.
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| suggestion is to identify the type of
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| | Your
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| Geek you have
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| | phone won't stop ringing. Dinner
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| and appeal to his weakness. For
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| | invitations come up every night of the
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| example, if you're dating a Computer
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| | week. You'd
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| Geek, offer
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| | be as popular as if you owned a truck
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| to have him show you how to build a
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| | and you don't even have to help anyone
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| "custom box" in exchange for something.
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| | move.6) Sigh - you really want more
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| Note that just because you're Geek is
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| | reasons to date a geek? Fine. Here's one
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| into computers does not make him
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| | for your
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| specifically
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| | vanity. He'll make you shine every where
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| a Computer Geek. If your Geek is a
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| | you go. No matter how clumsy your sense
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| Linux Geek or Apple Geek, he will take
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| | of style, no matter how awkward your
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| great
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| | social skills, you'll be a fashion star
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| offense at your misidentification.If
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| | and a
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| your Geek is a D&D Geek, make your
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| | classy diplomat next to your geek. He'll
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| suggestion in the context of achieving
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| | make you look so good; you'll fall in
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| specific objectives. For example,
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| | love
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| rather than saying "Can we go to the
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| | with yourself.7) So you are not
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| movies
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| | into computers, TVs and DVDs and you
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| tonight?" you may want to try "Lets
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| | don't care about being
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| quest to the movies tonight. We can
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| | popular and fashionable. What about the
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| purchase
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| | newest techie gadgets? Do you like cell.
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| some popcorn that gives us a +2 to armor
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| | phones, digital cameras, camcorders, or
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| and +4 to attack rolls. We'll roll a D20
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| | MP3 players? Forget bling bling. Let me
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| to
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| | tell
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| find out who's driving". I gaurantee
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| | you girlfriend, you are going to be a
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| you that your Geek will not only take you
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| | proud owner of the latest gadgets if you
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| to the
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| | ever
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| movies, he'll love the fact that you've
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| | decide to date a geek. Your cell. phone
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| taken such an interest in his
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| | will not only have your best friends'
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| Geekdom.TerminologyI can't stress how how
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| | number
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| important this is. Understand the
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| | on speed dial, it would also be able to
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| difference between Geeks
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| | take pictures, make movies and even do
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| and Nerds. If you're dating a Geek,
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| | your
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| never call him a nerd. If you're dating
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| | nails. Your sleek, sexy, and very small
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| a Nerd,
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| | digital camera will take pictures that
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| well God bless you. For the sake of
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| | will put
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| discussion, a Nerd is an individual that
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| | Ansel Adams to shame and your brand new,
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| pursues
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| | top of the line MP3 player will make all
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| intellectual interests at the expense of
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| | the heads turn your way.8) Not
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| social skills where as a Geek is a person
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| | satisfied yet? Ok, I hear you. You are
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| who
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| | saying gadgets and toys are fun, but
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| is fascinated by obscure or very
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| | they won't keep me warm in the middle of
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| specific areas of knowledge and
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| | the night, if you know what I mean. Well,
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| imagination.
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| Notice the difference, a Nerd lacks
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| | I didn't think I would have to tell you
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| social skills where as a Geek does
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| | this, but I guess you are going to make
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| not.Although traditionally being a Geek
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| | me
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| had pretty much guaranteed a never ending
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| | spell it out for you. Here's the deal,
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|
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| | sweet and simple: Your geek will worship
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| series of wedgies (and in some regions
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| | the
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| it still does), acceptance of this social
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| | ground you walk on. He'll be so happy
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|
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| | that a pretty girl like you paid
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| practice is nearly universal. Geekdom
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| | attention to
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| has become a badge of honor to be worn
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| | him that he'll be at your feet. He'll
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| with
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| | adore you as if you were his queen. In
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| pride. Don't sully your Geeks pride by
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| | his arms,
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| calling him a Nerd. Being a Nerd has
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| | you'll feel like you are at the top of
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| never
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| | the world. Believe me, I know what I am
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| been and never will be
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| | talking
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| acceptable.Spending TimeMost ladies can
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| | about.9) I know I got your
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| appreciate the importance of spending
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| | attention now, but wait it gets better.
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| time with their man. Quality
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| | He won't cheat on you
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| time spent can help a blossoming
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| | either. You don't believe me? Here's a
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| relationship bloom. It is no wonder why
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| | test. Place the sexiest woman on earth in
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| most
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| | a
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| women are baffled when they can't seem
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| | room with a geek, say Angelina Jolie in
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| to make their Geek interested in spending
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| | a Victoria Secret sexy lingerie. At the
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|
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| | other
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| time with them. Timing is everything.
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| | corner of the room, place the latest
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| More often than not, your Geek does not
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| | model of some computer or other. I am
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| want to "hang out" because he is
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| | willing
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| probably preoccupied with something else.
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| | to bet my bottom dollar that your geek
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| Your
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| | would want to play with that computer
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| Geek is a romantic, and wants to give
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| | much
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| you 100% of his attention when he spends
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| | more than getting to know Angelina
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| time with you. Trying to interrupt a
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| | Jolie. In fact, he might not even see her
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| game of Wold of Warcraft right before a
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| | if the
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| level up
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| | computer is on and connected to the
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| because you want to "bond" is not only
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| | Internet. C'mmon he has to check his
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| the absolute worst thing you can do to
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| | email,
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| him
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| | surf the web and blog about the fact
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| in terms of the game, but it can
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| | that he is in a room with Angelina Jolie
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| seriously damage your relationship. When
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| | ;)10) Ok, reason number ten. Did I
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| your
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| | mention he can fix your computer???
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| Geek is doing "Geeky" things, leave him
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| | Remember ladies, in the world of dating
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| be. If you want his attention, find a
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| | there are many options. Sure you can go
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| way to
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| | for the flashy guy with the smooth
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| get him away from the computer without
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| | smile, or the dude with the bad-ass car,
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| sounding like your nagging - I guarantee
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| | but trust
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| you that he will not hear a word you say
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| | me when I say, there isn't anyone better
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| while he's staring at the screen.Geek
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| | than that quiet guy in the corner on a
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| GiftsIndulge your Geek with a techie toy
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| | laptop. Remember that while Geeks may
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| every once in a while. Whether you want
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| | not have the million dollar smile, they
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| it or
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| | are
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| not, he is going to want all the latest
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| | more than likely to end up with the
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| and greatest gadgets all the time.
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| | million dollars.For those who have any
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| Giving him
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| | additional advice, please leave a comment
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| a gadget for his birthday, or for
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| | and I will update
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| valentines day is a sure fire way to gain
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| | the post!
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| his
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