| It's all jus' dialogue!The Darwin E-mail
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| | Conclusion of the paper before actually
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| IncidentI was talking online, bashing
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| | getting to that part.This leads me to a
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| Creationists, Catholics, and anyone else
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| | new, higher belief, one more valid than
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| who was easily offended by the
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| | either Evolution or
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| anatomically correct word for fucking,
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| | Creationism...Creationists are
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| and a mysterious dilemma unfolded. The
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| | illiterate. It's as simple as that. I
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| first five or so lines actually occured,
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| | know that if I had doubts about a belief,
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| and inspired me to write this article.
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| | I would read the primary book supporting
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| Lez watch!Conversation With
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| | that belief. I read the Bible, and I
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| Creationist...Creationist: Your
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| | don't believe it, and I have shown in
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| Evolutionist lies are false! False false
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| | some of my writings reasons why. I also
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| false false!Punkerslut: You see, though,
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| | read "Origin of the Species" by Charles
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| there are Reversionary and Vestigial
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| | Darwin. The fact that you can't draw out
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| organs which show that we have ancestors
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| | examples why he was wrong, or why you
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| that were from a lower
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| | don't even attack his base arguments, is
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| species.Creationist: What do you mean?
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| | quite clear of one fact: you must be
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| Just forget it... Give me Darwin's
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| | illiterate. Because, if someone opposed
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| e-mail address so I can tell him he's
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| | Evolution without reading the words of
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| wrong.Punkerslut:
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| | scientists, and they opposed it so
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| Uuummmmm.....Creationist: Come on!
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| | vehemently that they vocalized their
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| Don't be a coward! If your ideas can
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| | opinion as much as possible, it would be
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| stand up to criticism, tell me Darwin's
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| | quite clear that they were stupid beyond
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| e-mail address!Punkerslut:
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| | belief. But I would not like to assume
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| Uuuummmmm....Creationist: I knew it!
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| | this about you at all, so I will just
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| You're afraid I'll prove Darwin wrong!
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| | settle with illiterate.Thank you, again,
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| Admit it!Punkerslut: Actually....
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| | for your website. 108,
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| Darwin's e-mail address is... [glances
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| | Punkerslut*************************Date:
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| around quickly] ... Yeah, that's
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| | Sat, 10 May 2003 10:44:20 -0700
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| it.[Note: That's my e-mail address,
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| | From: To: Subject: Re: An Inquiry on
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| folks.]Creationist: Good! I'll be
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| | Darwin's WorksHey Ben,Thanks for your
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| taking care of him shortly!Punkerslut:
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| | note. Wow - you've got some thick
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| You know he's German, too,
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| | glasses on. But best wishes for the
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| right?Creationist: Of course I knew
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| | future.Paul*************************Date:
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| that!Letter From Creationist To
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| | Saturday, May 10, 2003
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| "Darwin"...Gutentag, Heir Darwin,It has
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| | To: Subject: Re: An Inquiry on
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| come to my attention that you think a
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| | Darwin's WorksI have some thick glasses
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| monkey gave birth to a human. Stop
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| | on? I sure hope that's not some retarded
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| telling lies, because they're teaching it
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| | reference to the theology of Van Til. I
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| in the schools. If you have any evidence
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| | know I can't read much of his work
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| please bring it up.Yours in Christ,Letter
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| | without thinking that humans just might
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| From "Darwin" to Creationist"...Zeig
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| | not be the most intelligent creature on
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| heil!I, Darwin, would like to start this
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| | the world. I mean, truly, there are some
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| letter off with some interesting
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| | Christian works out there which simply
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| observations I've noticed...(1) You
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| | are marvelous, though all of them today
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| are...(2) Dumb.(3) Repeat 1 and 2 as
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| | are still considered heretical. Tolstoi,
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| necessary.(4) Not tested on
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| | for example, was a great mind, and he
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| animals.Furthermore... I am gay, and I
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| | called himself a Christian, but he was
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| have sexual fetishes about Sigmund Freud,
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| | excommunicated for believing that there
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| but he doesn't know this yet. I'm
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| | was no afterlife.Anyway, feel free to
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| thinking about asking one of the people
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| | tell me where Darwin went wrong in
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| he sits with at lunch to tell him, but I
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| | "Descent of Man" or "Origin of the
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| dunno.Sincerely,
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| | Species," and if you don't make any more
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| DarwinLetter From Creationist To
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| | Van Til-related remarks, I may respond.
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| "Darwin"...Since you are a living
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| | Life,
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| abomination (you like men the way men
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| | Punkerslut*************************Date:
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| should like women), I will not consort
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| | Tue, 13 May 2003 10:23:55 -0700
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| with you. Begone, foul minion!You're in
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| | From:
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| my prayers, Darwin...Yours in
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| | To:
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| Christ,Conversation With
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| | Subject: Re: An Inquiry on Darwin's
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| Creationist...Creationist: Darwin's
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| | WorksHi,Yeah, thick glasses ... and an
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| gay!Punkerslut: Huh? Oh, well, yeah, I
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| | attitude. Why the
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| guess he is.Creationist: What's Sigmund
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| | emotions? Are you considering our
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| Freud's e-mail?Punkerslut: Uuhhh,
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| | origins scientifically
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| heheh...Creationist: Tell me!Punkerslut:
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| | or (actually) emotionally and with
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| It's, uhhhh, ..Creationist: Hey, that's
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| | prejudice....high schoolers... (sigh)
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| the same as Darwin's!Punkerslut: Hhhmmm,
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| | ...*************************[written
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| you're right, it is. Just make sure you
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| | under high infulence of aclohlo.]Date:
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| address who you're talking to. They
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| | Tuesday, May 13, 2003
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| like, all live in the same dorm and use
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| | To: Subject: Re: An Inquiry on
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| the same computer.Creationist: Oh,
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| | Darwin's WorksHa, amusing..."High
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| okay.Punkerslut: Don't forget that he's
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| | schoolers..." That's incredibly
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| Vietnamese!Letter From Creationist To
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| | amusing. Instead of actually making any
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| "Freud"...Hoa Bin Freud,Tika tika tong,
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| | statement of relevance to the current
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| evolution wrong,
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| | debate, you devert to some inept, two
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| Foo foo fay, darwin gay,
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| | year old remark. "High schoolers..." It
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| Taa taa too, he dreams of you,Muka muka
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| | doesn't even fit me, because I'm a high
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| mighst, yours in Christ,Letter From
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| | school drop out. But that doesn't change
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| "Freud" to Creationist....Aca picka ticka
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| | anything. You haven't brought any of
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| bata picka alca picka too picka alta
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| | Darwin's points to light. You haven't
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| ticka pik tana sicka
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| | criticized even a single one of them.
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| Darwina...Conversation With
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| | And since you didn't really consider any
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| Creationist...Creationist: Hey, what
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| | of my e-mails, I'm still highly convinced
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| gives with Freud? He doesn't make any
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| | that you're simply illiterate. Life,
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| sense!Punkerslut: Yeah, I forget. He's
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| | PunkerslutPunkerslut's Opinion On
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| Vietnamese, but he speaks
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| | HazingPunkerslut: Hey, I got suspended
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| Hindustani.Creationist: Aaawwww, and I
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| | from campus.Friend: What the hell
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| went through all that trouble
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| | for?Punkerslut: Fighting. I beat the
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| translating.Punkerslut: I'm sure you
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| | crap out of some guy who was about to
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| did.Creationist: What do you mean by
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| | haze someone else.Friend: Good job,
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| that?Punkerslut: Uhhh, nothing.Letter
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| | man.A week later...Punkerslut: Hey, they
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| from "Darwin" to Creationist...Zeig
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| | found out that I was doing something good
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| heil!I am sorry if I offended you my
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| | and they welcomed me back to
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| stating I was gay. But please, send me
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| | campus.Friend: Right on.Punkerslut: But
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| your picture. I've been getting...
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| | then I asked, "If I killed him, would I
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| restless.Yours in Gay-Ness,
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| | get straight As for this quarter?" And
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| Darwin,Letter from Creationist to
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| | then they threw me off campus
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| "Darwin"...I refuse to further continue
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| | again.Friend: Sucks.Punkerslut's
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| talking to you, and now I will forward
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| | PromiscuityPunkerslut: Hey, I'm gonna
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| these e-mails to my system administrator
| |
| | get something to drink. You want some
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| with a note that you've been harassing
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| | soda?Female: Yeah, sure.Punkerslut:
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| me. You are the weakest link, Darwin!
| |
| | When I come back, you want to make
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| Good bye!Letter from Creationist to
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| | out?Female: Uhhhmmm, I'm not that kind
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| System Administrator...Hello,There's a
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| | of girl.Punkerslut: Well, what kind of
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| gay, German scientist named Darwin who
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| | girl are you?Female: The kind that
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| invented Evolution, and his sexual
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| | doesn't make out with guys she barely
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| advances towards me lately have been
| |
| | knows.Punkerslut: You could have just
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| unbearable. Please, disable his
| |
| | said no and I would have picked that
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| account.Letters to a CreationistActual
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| | up.Biodome[Added on Wednesday, June 4,
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| letters by Punkerslut to Creationist...
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| | 2003, at 4:31 in the morning.]Punkerslut:
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| written while on drugs or alcohol....
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| | In computer class, we watched two
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| first letter written under leftover
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| | movies. First, "Biodome." And then,
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| Dex.Date: Thursday, May 8, 2003
| |
| | "Tron." All the preps and jocks were
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| To: Subject: An Inquiry on Darwin's
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| | bored during "Tron" and loved "Biodome;"
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| WorksGreetings, and well met,I had the
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| | but the outcasts, the geeks, the nerds,
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| fortunate opportunity to come across your
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| | the social rejects, the political
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| website on Creationism when searching the
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| | dissidents, the artsy kids, and even the
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| web for information on this belief.I read
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| | bling bling rappers and gangstas hated
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| the "Creationism FAQ," but I thought it
| |
| | "Biodome" and loved "Tron." "'ey, G...
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| was thick with propaganda. For example,
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| | Tron is da' bom', yo'." Okay, so nobody
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| look at every question you answer -- or
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| | really said exactly that, but it was like
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| every question which you put in the mouth
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| | that.Friend: What the hell is "Biodome"
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| of the Evolution scientist. It's not
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| | about?Punkerslut: Oh, well, Pauly Shore
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| reasoned, nor is it logical, nor is it
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| | is in it.Friend: That right there is a
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| even respectful. Instead, you sort of
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| | review, synopsis, summary, and conclusion
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| create the debate for both sides, without
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| | to the film.Punkerslut: Tru dat,
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| actually quoting any scientists --
| |
| | brotha'. Life,Punkerslut (or Andy
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| despite how you say you "present both
| |
| | Carloff) has been writing essays and
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| sides of the media, unlike liberal media
| |
| | poetry on social issues which have caught
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| and Hollywood." The Evolution scientist
| |
| | his attention for several years. His
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| appears to be vulgar and insulting,
| |
| | website provides a complete list of all
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| whereas you try to make your arguments
| |
| | of these writings. His life experience
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| well reasoned.I also skimmed the "A
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| | includes homelessness, squating in New
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| Defense of Creationism," and I tried to
| |
| | Orleans and LA, dropping out of high
|
| skip all the boring, circumstantial
| |
| | school, getting expelled from college for
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| evidence and get to the part where you
| |
| | "subversive activities," and a myriad of
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| actually answer the primary evidences of
| |
| | other revolutionary actions.
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| Evolution, but.... I reached the
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